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sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

heckacute:

I went on a date the other evening and my date asked if I planned on having children in the future and I said, “I’m not interested in owning any pets,” and she left and I got to eat the rest of her dinner. 

sexicallysexical:

anacondom:

abrilliant-idea:

Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 



because memories

sexicallysexical:

anacondom:

abrilliant-idea:

Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 

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because memories

heylabodega:

Liking Whiskey Is Not A Personality Trait: A Memoir of Early 21st Century Dating

I love WHISKY and BACON and GOURMET FOOD TRUCKS